Posts Tagged ‘Slayer’

I have this fish.

I think he will be a famous fish someday; Deerslayer even has a band named after him that my roommate and some friends started in the last month. They have a couple songs written already.

Somehow I developed this talent for relating him to any conversational topic that is dying. There are a lot of people who know I have a fish because of this habit.

Deerslayer is a well-traveled fish too, having lived in Massachusetts, moved to Chicago, and visited Indiana and Wisconsin. I don’t know where he lived before I saved him from Wal-Mart. He doesn’t like traveling; he gives me angry looks and starts turning yellowish when he is upset for a long period of time. I don’t think he would ever want to go on a music tour though.

He doesn’t like when I change his water either. He jumped out of his bowl and nearly gave me a heart attack twice.

He lived in a big glass pitcher when I first moved to Chicago, because I couldn’t find a place with fish bowls. He liked to swim laps from the top to the bottom.

I found ‘Slayer a respectable fish bowl to live in now. He lives next to my games and puzzles, with a framed picture of Bob Dylan looking over him. I think he is a very happy fish. He gets a lot of attention.


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MummichogThe crazy calendar has brought another word to my attention that has absolutely no practical application in my life. Apparently, a “mummichog” is a type of fish, like this picture.

Slayer could totally take that! (I’ve mentioned my fish Deerslayer in a previous post.)

And really…. if you were to pick which fish would win in a fight, do you think it would be the mighty Mummichog… or Deerslayer? Yeah. My fish definitely sounds scarier.

This fish is a “silver-and-black killifish of saltwater marshes along the Atlantic coast of the United States.” Huh.

This little fish has a bunch of names and they are all pretty cool: mummichog, killifish, and it’s Latin name is Fundulus heteroclitus. Nice. But it still takes all of those names to come close to competing with Deerslayer for best named fish. And Slayer would still win in a fight.

Now I will freely admit that everything I’ve shared with you here was gleaned from a few mere minutes of searching. That you could have done, but I did it first, so now you don’t have to. Lucky you. Unless you REALLY want to learn more about mummichogs. Have fun.

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fishyI don’t know where it came from, or why it happened, but I’ve developed a strange affinity for my fish. I rescued my little red Beta from Waly-Mart last June (June 21, 2008 to be specific). He’s a fighting fish, and very vicious actually. That is him in the picture, and the size is about accurate.

He didn’t eat for the first week I had him. I would drop the little brown pellets into the water and he would completely ignore them. He had no interest in eating at all. I was terrified that I would look into his bowl and he would be floating, dead. I just wanted to take care of him, I didn’t want him to die! He was the first fish that I can ever remember owning and he HATED ME! Or was simply in the most complete state of indifference that a fish can experience.

I imagine that being underwater, he can’t hear very well (or at least takes it as an excuse to ignore me). So to let him know that I had dropped in his food, I would blow gently on the surface of the water. He would notice the ripples and speed to the surface to see what was going on. At that point he would see the food and chase after it. He used to spit it out a couple times before he would actually eat it. He has better manners now.

He’s the smartest fish I’ve every known. Not that I’ve known many fish or can ever remember owning any. Although I’m sure there was a goldfish that died when I was five or something like that. But this little fishy can recognize and remember patterns, and I’ve found that I can teach him stuff. I have taught him to eat off my finger and bite people so far. I think that I’ll teach him to jump next.

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